Englische Flachwitze/Wortspiele
Hi, ich suche ein paar Englische Wortspiele, so wie:
What's a fish without an eye? --> Fsh!
Why can't the bike stand on it's own? --> Because it was two tired!
What are people who jump off from the Eiffel Tower? --> In Seine (Insane)
Also, so flache Witze halt! xD
Danke!
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What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? - She had mittens.
Why is 6 so afraid of 7? - Because 7, 8, 9.
How do crazy people get to work? - They take the psycho path.
What's yellow and stupid? - Thick custard.
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
My Grandfather is so old, he can remember when the dead sea was just a little poorly!
I read in a newspaper that terrorists had started putting bombs inside tins of Alphabetti spaghetti. If one goes off, it could spell disaster.
Losing a husband can be hard; in my case it was almost impossible.
Why did the potato blush? - Because it saw the slad dressing.
I just got lost in thought - it was unfarmiliar territory.
What do you get if you're hit on the head with an axe? - A splitting headache.
A: Do you notice any change in me? B: No. Why? A: Because I've just swallowed 20p.
I used to be a soldier in the war. It was horrible. I remember this one time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen. Turned out it was just a field of carrots.
How many Scots does it take to change a light bulb? - 16, one to hold it and 15 to get drunk and make the room spin.
@dinoline1963 That limerick was slightly different in the original
There was a young lady from Riga
Who rode with a smile on a tiger
They returned from the ride - with the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the tiger
There was a young lady from Riga ... she wished a ride on a tiger. They retourned from the ride - with the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the tiger
Entschuldigung für das "fast" Doppel, aber man kann hier ja nichts löschen.
@dinoline1963 Der Limerick war im Original etwas anders:
There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
Tooth hurty.