HI IT'S JAMES BOND,

I LOVE NEUKÖLLN IT IS THE ULITIMATIVE BESTE BEZIRK OF THE WHOLE OF BERLIN.

I LOVE THE KAKA AND THE DROGEN AND THE JUNKIES. JAMES BOND LOVES YOU ALL.

I HOFFE THAT THIS ERREICHT MEINE MANY FANS IN NEUKÖLLN

I LOVE YOU ALL AUCH THE JUNKIES.

BYE BYE AND SEE YOU LATER IN NEUKÖLL

YOUR JAMESIEDONGIDULUDÖ