Richtig schlechte englische Anmachsprüche? :D

Hallo,

kennt ihr ein paar englische Anmachsprüche, die möglichst schlecht sind? :D Also wirklich so schlecht, dass es schon sarkastisch ist

(Für den Nordamerikanischen Raum, wenn das irgendeinen unterschied macht)

Danke

Answer 1

[Gugu77]

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Hello, sweet Lady!

Comments

[earnest]

SEHR schön!

[Gugu77]

@earnest

Thanks, Baby ;-))

[earnest]

@Gugu77

No problem, darling.
;-))

For you, I'd walk to the moon.
And back.

[Gugu77]

@earnest

:-))

[earnest]

@Gugu77

And I do love your radiant smile!
You've got the smile of an angel.

Answer 2

[earnest]

-"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
-"Haven't we met before?"

-"Hi, gorgeous!"

Gruß, earnest

Answer 3

[DrunkenGypsy]

"Did it hurt?" - "What?" - "When you fell from heaven." ; "Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious." ; "I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together." ; "There's this movie I want to see but my mom said I couldn't go by myself. Are you coming with me?" ; "Charmander is red, Squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon then I would choose you." ; "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te." ; "Do you have 11 protons? Because you sodium fine." (bad pun)

Comments

[trueheartlover]

Sodium fine xD nicht schlecht!

[earnest]

Vorsicht beim "fallen angel" ...